1.What is your name?
*salutes* Hack Sterling Stillwright! Who are you?
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Um, you just ignored my question. But I'll forgive you - I didn't want to know your name anyways.
3. Are you single or taken?
I'm single. I'm not gonna date you, if that's what you're asking.
4. Have you any abilities or powers?
Well, I can fly. And I don't mean to brag, but I am a pretty skilled mechanic and toolwright, as well as an adept thief. But I don't rely on the last ability to survive. I'm a little more civilized than that.
5. Stop being a Mary-sue!!
I never said I was a Mary-sue. I'm a perfectly normal, civilized person... if a desert-wandering nomad is what you'd call "normal and civilized".
6. What's your eye color?
I'm heterochromic. My eyes were originally brown, but after a small incident when I hit my head pretty hard, my right iris turned blue.
7. How about hair color?
A turquoise blue with a few streaks of brown and tan on my bangs. Dunno why. Just born that way.
8. Have you any family-members?
The desert-nomad band that I travel with is the only family I've ever known. Dunno about my true family.
9. Oh? How about pets?
I've kept quite a few desert critters in the past, but they never hung around for long. Why should they have any reason to be shy of the strap-on rocket-propelled boosters I would make for them? *shrugs*
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Something I don't like? Stuff like restrictions, limitations, and bossy, authoritative figures. I like my freedom.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
When I'm not crafting machines and repairing airships, I like to fly around and preform stunts. You wouldn't believe how incredible it is when I'm up there! The feel of the wind through my hair, the thrilling sensation I get when diving and free-falling... it's something I couldn't live without.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Oh yeah, definitely. Many of the machines I have created have malfunctioned or exploded on people before, but they still lived. I totally get berated afterwards, but every time was one-hundred percent worth it.
13. Ever... killed anyone before?
*chuckles uncomfortably* I honestly don't like talking about it, but yes, once. When exploring the backstreets of a city that my nomad band stopped at, I got jumped by this group of street thugs. There was a big tussle, and sometime during it I managed to grab one of the guy's knives and run it through him. It was honestly an act of defense, and I didn't know I had actually killed him until the thugs backed away in horror. That was the same incident when I injured my head, resulting in my heterochromia and a snapped horn. I would say, "serves him right," but even I have the sensibility to know he didn't truly deserve to die for such a small crime.
14. What kind of animal are you?
No sympathy at all? Despite the tragic story I just shared with you? I'll forgive you again though - I never wanted your pity. Anyways. I'm what is called a Deia; I am humanoid, but I have large, dactyl wings and two sets of elongated elfish ears, and my legs are sort of bird-like. Male Deia such as myself have little horns on our foreheads too.
15. Name your worst habits.
*scratches head* Habits? Risking my life too often, not giving consideration for other people's lives and well-being.... I can also be very sarcastic, so don't get on my nerves.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Yeah, the leader of our nomad band. He's patient and accepting, like a loving father. He would probably be the very last to vote me out of the group. And that's pretty big, considering the fact that I am the worst troublemaker out of us all.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
I'm fine being single, but I prefer ladies over men, so I'd say straight.
18. Do you go to school?
Nope. Never have, probably never will.
19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
You've got nerve to ask a question like that. Why are you interviewing me anyways?
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
You ignored me again. I would ignore you in return, but I'm proud to say that the kids nearest to my age in our group look up to me often, so I'll forgive you one last time.
21. What are you most afraid of?
It's shocking of me to actually care for people, but I couldn't bear to lose my nomad family. They took me in; they've been everything I've ever wanted. And losing them would destroy my will to live.
22. What do you usually wear?
I wear my leather work apron on top of a thin white dress shirt. I often keep a bandanna around my neck.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
The smoked ham from the Capital market is the best. And for some reason it tastes even better when it's stolen. *grins devilishly*
24. Am I annoying you?
Yeah, you are. When do I get to ask the questions? I want to know why you are interrogating me on my personal life.
25. Well, it's still not over!
You sure are persistent. If you want an autograph, just ask, for Pete's sake.
26. What class are you? (low class, middle class, high class)?
If it's true that nomads are lowly, cheating gypsies that wander the deserts because they are unable, or unwilling, to own property, then I guess I'd be Low Class.
27. How many friends do you have?
If you're talking about the person whom one lives for and offers undying loyalty, then that would be our band leader. If he doesn't count, then I have no friends. And no, you are not my friend.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
I guess they're pretty appetizing. How many pointless questions will you ask before you're satisfied?
30. Favorite drink?
Water. It's the most satisfying drink in the world if you live in the desert, but it's hard to come by.
31. What's your favorite place?
I don't have a home, and a constantly-moving caravan of scrap airships doesn't count as a place, so those two are off the list. The Capital is a treat to visit, though.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
*groans* I told you once, and I'll tell you again. I'm NOT gonna date you.
33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?
Um... my arms are pretty well-exercised from years of hammering and lifting heavy metal, but other than that, I'm not physically impressive. Satisfied? Now stop hitting on me and do something better with your life.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I take that back. You don't have a life.
35. What's your type?
Hmm... I've never thought about that. But persistent and talkative ones get on my nerves. So shove off.
36. Any fetishes?
*facepalms* I give up on trying to deter you.
37. Seme or uke?
I told you, I'm straight.
38. Camping or indoors?
Camping. Indoors are so suffocating and limiting. I would hate to be locked away in a small, stuffy room, even for a day.
*holds breath and waits*
Wow, are you actually done? Amazing. I thought this would last for a few days, or at least until I dropped dead from insanity. So I would ask why you spent fifteen minutes of the life that you never had interrogating a total stranger such as myself, but I don't even care to ask you questions anymore, so just get out of here and bug somebody else. *takes off*
That was longer than I had intended to make it.
Anyways, since I know so few people here on DA, anybody who bothered to read all this is automatically tagged.
Thanks for reading, and have fun!
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